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[And now you're being enabled!]

A-ah, sure! [Just... reaching into her clothes! Taking his time... checking if there's anything else to pilfer, before triumphantly digging it out!]

So, with this we can try calling someo--... [And then he dropped it.]

[It was a horrible cycle which ended up snowballing into something even worse. I BLAME YOU.]

[KYAAAAA~ AOBA-SAN WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TOUCHING-- Ok no. There's nothing else in there.] Great! Now we just need to-- [...Staring at the dropped book.]

...Ah. Th-That's it then. [They're doomed. DOOMED.]

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Yep, nothing. Not even boobs.] I-it's not over yet! It's not out of reach, right?

[OH. WOW. That's low man. Leave her chest alone, she doesn't deserve comments like that. /pat pat]

I suppose not...? Uhm, do you think you can reach it with your foot and move it closer to us Aoba-san?

[Are you sure she has a chest...?]

Ah... I can try! After that, we can try reaching down together, right? [Okay, hooking in with his foot... trying very hard not to fall over as he does so, and slowly dragging it in!!]

[...It's down there somewhere.]

Right, right... [Shifting a little to allow Aoba some space to actually reach the book without falling. Success again!] So do we reach for it now? Uhm, we'll lean down at the same time...

[Deep down where none will ever find it.

All in position!] Then, on the count of three! One, two... three!!

[It can be found! ...Just need to look around a little.

Bending to one side, down towards the journal. Yes, teamwork!] A-Are you close enough to grab it Aoba-san? I can probably bend a little more.

[Like on the moon, perhaps.

Kyaaa we're so close, Nodoka-chan.] I'll try it! Please try to hold me steady!! [REACHING. PLEASE DON'T LET US FALL.]

[Wow, harsh. ...On Mars.

Eyaaaaa the point of no return~ Going over the edge!] Aaaaah!! Aoba-san! [Oh, they fell. They fell on the journal. Whoops.]

[Let's mount an expedition!]

U-uwaaaaaaaaa!!!! [FALLING NOOOOOO. And because they're Japanese, there's something that simply must happen when they fall.

So, whose head is in whose chest.]

[It'll be one long expedition...]

Ah, I-I'm sorry Aoba-san, are you alright? [Well it wouldn't be right if Aoba's head wasn't planted into Nodoka's chest as she remains blissfully unaware of what's going on.]

[A fool's errand, maybe.]

[... His face is in Nodoka-chan's breasts, isn't it? Not for the first time, he wonders if he's become the character of some poorly-made pornography.

P-pulling out!!] I-I, that............!

[Certainly seems that way. Don't worry, there's not exactly much down there anyway-- Once Aoba moves his head, Nodoka looks down and ends up realising what exactly just happened.]

A-Ah? Were you perhaps...? [All the shades of red.]

[So, you admit it!! You acknowledge that lack of boobies!]

I was- That is to say... What just happened right now was.... [WHAT ARE WORDS /////////]

[...Yeah, pretty much. No denying she doesn't have much of anything down there really.]

W-Was... An a-accident? Yes? [JUST AN ACCIDENT. NOTHING MORE..?]

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Yes! An accident, and accident!! [BUT THAT IMPLIES NO-ONE IS AT FAULT. THE CORRECT TERM IS 'COLLISION'.]

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Just an accident! No one is to blame!! Ahah!! [Laughing nervously. NO ONE IS AT FAULT. An accidental and accidental collision.]

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Yeah!! It could happen to anyone! [Should he join in... IT'S ALL NODOKA-CHAN'S FAULT SHE SHOULD BLAME HERSELF AND LET HER BOYFURENDO HELP HER.]

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Anyone at all! ...Anyone who happens to be stuck together and who are trying to reach a book which has fallen j-just out of reach. [...SO YEAH, ANYONE. Hey don't pin this all on her Aoba. Gosh.]

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Hah.... I'm sure that's a really wide category of people, when you look closely! [NOPE he is too flawless to share the blame.]

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